Tonight is one of the greatest nights of my life, a night I may never ever forget – which is why I’m typing this blog post so I don’t forget. For those of us with ultra-short attention spans and raging cases of un-medicated ADD, we need to type things or write things down so we [...]
In keeping with the theme of my previous post, I thought I’d share a point I’ve made numerous times when it comes to allowing a young man to date my daughter.
First, I’ve literally been told a couple hundred times throughout Ashley’s 18 months on planet Earth “man, I feel sorry for the guy that [...]
I title this letter as directly as possible; I mean no offense to anyone that struggles with urinary incontinence or might have family members that can’t take care of themselves when it comes to using the bathroom. I’m a direct person, a straight shooter, and I mean it 1,000% when I say he better be [...]
It’s been several months since my last letter. I’m sorry I haven’t written down some of what’s gone on in your life but believe me – you’re growing faster than I could have imagined. Folks warned me and your mom that these days would fly by and they’re 1,000% [...]
(writing this as you’re 2 months old)
You used to make this sound occasionally when you swallowed – it sounded like a water drop.
You chirp in your sleep.
I was afraid you were going to be cross-eyed because your eyes couldn’t focus for the first few weeks you were born – glad [...]
TweetsI even sleep in beast mode. Wife = @laurajernigan. Kiddo = @AshleyKJernigan.
- “@butchworley: @kylejernigan sorry http://t.co/a5zik0F7CL” #OhSweetMother 05:20PM - 4 Dec 2013
- @iGlideWell @AlvaroVoelker @Deadspin Ranks #1 in Google for "delta airlines ruined my vacation" http://t.co/n6F5qdh0x2 03:47PM - 3 Dec 2013
- Dear Ed Orgeron, you gave your players an excuse to quit in the face of adversity. #USC #EdOrgeron http://t.co/uGxDbgMggg 03:30PM - 3 Dec 2013
- Just when you thought tonight was the worst? @AshleyKJernigan takes a deuce in the tub during bath time. #NotAwesome #BLEACH 03:03AM - 1 Dec 2013
- Aaaaaaaand laurapjernigan rejoices. #ShavenDecember http://t.co/TcPrKxCgLi 02:49AM - 1 Dec 2013
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