Kyle Jernigan
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MAN FEST 2011
MAN FEST MANIFESTO
By signing below, I agree to the following: if I do not drive to Birmingham the night of June 17, 2011 then I will provide the driver of the vehicle I ride in no less than $10 in cash (required by each individual prior to entering vehicle in Tuscaloosa). [...]
Below is the email I sent to some guys from work. We were going to an all-you-can-eat steakhouse and as someone that has been a part of way too many poorly planned events, I decided to have some fun getting everyone together. Two guys – low-ranking men – were invited after hearing about the opportunity [...]
Had this pic sent to me today by someone following the Facebook page for Hokkaido, COME BACK. The excavator is sitting in the parking lot of the restaurant, looks like most of the debris has been cleared away.
Below is an email exchange between myself and one of my very best friends Nick. It got to be so entertaining I had to post it. That, and I haven’t posted anything since December…
Before reading further, let me offer up a little commentary so you don’t take every word ultra-seriously. You see, the [...]
(this post was adapted from an email I sent to some co-workers)
I’m a sucker for new cell phones and I was reading about Google’s new phone, the Nexus S. They’re only 600 bucks, so if you don’t mind, next time you’re picking up a gallon of milk for the fam, pick me [...]
Here is the link:
Help end Hunger in Sierra Leone and meet the life you change.
Helping with a Tweet vs Link study: http://www.seomoz.org/blog/how-do-tweets-influence-search-rankings-an-experiment-for-a-cause
Yes, I’m writing a review of a vacuum cleaner. And as usual, I include certain measures of humor and hyperbole. I realize this has nothing to do with the majority of what I blog about while also proving that something I once considered “interesting for an old person” completely blew me away.
PREFACE #1
My [...]
Tips For Successful Dove Hunting
If you don’t have food for doves to eat, then you won’t have any doves to hunt. It’s that simple. I published a very detailed plan on How To Attract Doves and those steps led to a 5x increase in the number of doves taken on the same [...]
How To Attract Doves
If you like to dove hunt and want some great tips, then keep reading. If dove hunting is not your thing, I suggest the Back button or the Red X at the top of your browser window.
I’m going to reference some steps and tips I suggest you take if [...]
You know what I’m talking about – Mullets.
I’m NOT talking about this:
I’m talking about THESE:
Tree Hugger Mullet – Notice the man-satchel, probably carrying his driver’s license, credit cards, and PETA membership card.
Mullet Neat – “Sammy Smitherman” is the owner of this fine piece, I saw Sammy tending his style with a [...]
Kyle Jernigan
Harold for Jesus, husband to @laurajernigan, father to @ashleykjernigan, creative conceptualist & visionary, immune to stress, trend setter.Recent Tweets
- “@laurajernigan: Love! @kylejernigan http://t.co/SziS02U8” My heart is breaking in my chest... Thanks wife! #GonnaBeSadAllDayNow
- “@plattdavid: False teaching: Come to Jesus to get health/wealth/prosperity. No. Come to Jesus to get Jesus.” Soul/life saving TRUTH!
- "QUARTERBACKS TASTE GOOD!!!" Justin Tuck
- @butchworley For the record: all man announcing crew tonight. Makes for a better game watching experience. Kyle and Hutto are right!
- Eli = Ice Man. Dude is money when the game is on the line. #Superbowl
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